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LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/18 07:30:07z | Send another | FORTUNE.I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/18 06:59:07z | Send another | FORTUNE.This fortune is inoperative. Please try another. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/18 06:43:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/18 06:28:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 13:09:36z | Send another | FORTUNE.COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-5 | 05/17 13:00:27z | Send another | BITS.11111111,Internal telemetry |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-5 | 05/17 13:00:20z | Send another | EQNS.0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-5 | 05/17 13:00:16z | Send another | UNIT.Vdc,Adc,deg.C,deg.C,%,AC,B6,B5,B4,B3,B2,B0 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-5 | 05/17 13:00:12z | Send another | PARM.UBatt,IChrge,Temp1,Temp2,Batt,AC,B6,B5,B4,B3,B2,B0 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 12:54:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 12:38:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 12:23:07z | Send another | FORTUNE.Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 12:07:36z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "She's about as smart as bait." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 11:52:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.But they went to MARS around 1953!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 11:36:36z | Send another | FORTUNE."Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics." -- French Proverb |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 11:21:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.meetings, n.: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 11:05:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 10:50:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 10:34:36z | Send another | FORTUNE.I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 10:19:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 10:03:37z | Send another | FORTUNE.HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!! Details at 11. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 09:48:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/17 09:32:36z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 09:47:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Keep your laws off my body! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 09:31:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is a 20% chance of tomorrow. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 09:16:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 09:00:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sears has everything. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 08:45:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -- Laurence J. Peter |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 08:29:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 07:58:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will remember something that you should not have forgotten. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 07:27:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be surprised by a loud noise. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 07:12:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.My mother is a fish. -- William Faulkner |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 06:56:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 06:25:55z | Send another | FORTUNE."Were there no women, men might live like gods." -- Thomas Dekker |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 06:10:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.wolf, n.: A man who knows all the ankles. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 05:54:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Membership dues are not refundable. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 05:23:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 05:08:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.* shortc wants to get in one of knghtbrd's sigs one of these days. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 04:37:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 04:21:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do YOU have redeeming social value? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 03:50:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 03:35:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Shading within a garment may occur. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 03:19:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.What's done to children, they will do to society. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 03:04:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Did you know that clones never use mirrors? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 02:48:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 02:33:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be run over by a bus. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 02:17:56z | Send another | FORTUNE. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 02:02:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 01:46:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 01:15:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 01:00:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.You never go anywhere without your soul. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 00:44:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds. -- Homer |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/06 00:29:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Youth is the trustee of posterity. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 23:58:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 23:42:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 23:11:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will step on the night soil of many countries. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 22:56:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 22:40:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 22:25:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 21:38:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.The words fly away, the writings remain. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 21:07:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 20:36:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 20:21:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 20:05:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/05 19:03:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.So many beautiful women and so little time. -- John Barrymore |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 06:38:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 06:22:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 06:07:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 05:51:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 05:36:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. -- Nietzsche |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 05:21:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 05:05:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 04:49:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.War is like love, it always finds a way. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 04:34:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 04:03:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin Williams |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 03:47:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Colors may fade. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 03:01:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 02:45:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 02:30:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.List current at time of printing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 02:15:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 01:59:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 01:43:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't vote -- it only encourages them! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 01:28:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 01:12:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.There never was a good war or a bad peace. -- B. Franklin |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 00:57:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 00:41:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.To give happiness is to deserve happiness. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 00:26:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/04 00:11:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Thrashing is just virtual crashing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 23:55:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 23:40:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 23:24:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.paranoia, n.: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 23:08:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing is a problem once you debug the code. -- John Carmack |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 22:53:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Man belongs wherever he wants to go. -- Wernher von Braun |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 22:22:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Vulcans never bluff. -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 22:07:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 21:51:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 21:35:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.While there's life, there's hope. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence) |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 21:20:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 21:04:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Avoid contact with skin. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 20:49:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!) |