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LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/18 07:30:07z Send another FORTUNE.I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/18 06:59:07z Send another FORTUNE.This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/18 06:43:40z Send another FORTUNE.Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/18 06:28:06z Send another FORTUNE.When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 13:09:36z Send another FORTUNE.COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-5 05/17 13:00:27z Send another BITS.11111111,Internal telemetry
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-5 05/17 13:00:20z Send another EQNS.0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,0,1,0
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-5 05/17 13:00:16z Send another UNIT.Vdc,Adc,deg.C,deg.C,%,AC,B6,B5,B4,B3,B2,B0
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-5 05/17 13:00:12z Send another PARM.UBatt,IChrge,Temp1,Temp2,Batt,AC,B6,B5,B4,B3,B2,B0
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 12:54:06z Send another FORTUNE.Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 12:38:35z Send another FORTUNE.System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 12:23:07z Send another FORTUNE.Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 12:07:36z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "She's about as smart as bait."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 11:52:05z Send another FORTUNE.But they went to MARS around 1953!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 11:36:36z Send another FORTUNE."Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics." -- French Proverb
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 11:21:06z Send another FORTUNE.meetings, n.: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 11:05:35z Send another FORTUNE.Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 10:50:06z Send another FORTUNE.Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 10:34:36z Send another FORTUNE.I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 10:19:06z Send another FORTUNE.My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 10:03:37z Send another FORTUNE.HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!! Details at 11.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 09:48:06z Send another FORTUNE.All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/17 09:32:36z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 09:47:25z Send another FORTUNE.Keep your laws off my body!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 09:31:55z Send another FORTUNE.There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 09:16:25z Send another FORTUNE.Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 09:00:55z Send another FORTUNE.Sears has everything.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 08:45:25z Send another FORTUNE.If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -- Laurence J. Peter
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 08:29:56z Send another FORTUNE.A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 07:58:57z Send another FORTUNE.You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 07:27:56z Send another FORTUNE.You will be surprised by a loud noise.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 07:12:26z Send another FORTUNE.My mother is a fish. -- William Faulkner
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 06:56:56z Send another FORTUNE.Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 06:25:55z Send another FORTUNE."Were there no women, men might live like gods." -- Thomas Dekker
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 06:10:26z Send another FORTUNE.wolf, n.: A man who knows all the ankles.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 05:54:55z Send another FORTUNE.Membership dues are not refundable.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 05:23:56z Send another FORTUNE.I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 05:08:25z Send another FORTUNE.* shortc wants to get in one of knghtbrd's sigs one of these days.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 04:37:26z Send another FORTUNE.Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 04:21:56z Send another FORTUNE.Do YOU have redeeming social value?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 03:50:55z Send another FORTUNE.I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 03:35:25z Send another FORTUNE.Shading within a garment may occur.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 03:19:57z Send another FORTUNE.What's done to children, they will do to society.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 03:04:25z Send another FORTUNE.Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 02:48:55z Send another FORTUNE.Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 02:33:25z Send another FORTUNE.You will be run over by a bus.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 02:17:56z Send another FORTUNE. has /usr/bin/emacs been put into /etc/shells yet? :P
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 02:02:25z Send another FORTUNE.It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 01:46:56z Send another FORTUNE.Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 01:15:56z Send another FORTUNE.HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 01:00:25z Send another FORTUNE.You never go anywhere without your soul.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 00:44:56z Send another FORTUNE.Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds. -- Homer
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/06 00:29:26z Send another FORTUNE.Youth is the trustee of posterity.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 23:58:27z Send another FORTUNE.Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 23:42:56z Send another FORTUNE.Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 23:11:56z Send another FORTUNE.You will step on the night soil of many countries.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 22:56:26z Send another FORTUNE.Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 22:40:56z Send another FORTUNE.The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 22:25:27z Send another FORTUNE.HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 21:38:55z Send another FORTUNE.The words fly away, the writings remain.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 21:07:56z Send another FORTUNE.All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 20:36:56z Send another FORTUNE.I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 20:21:25z Send another FORTUNE.Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 20:05:57z Send another FORTUNE.Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/05 19:03:59z Send another FORTUNE.So many beautiful women and so little time. -- John Barrymore
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 06:38:28z Send another FORTUNE.The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 06:22:59z Send another FORTUNE.I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 06:07:31z Send another FORTUNE.Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 05:51:59z Send another FORTUNE.What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 05:36:29z Send another FORTUNE.What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. -- Nietzsche
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 05:21:00z Send another FORTUNE.Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 05:05:29z Send another FORTUNE.Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 04:49:59z Send another FORTUNE.War is like love, it always finds a way. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 04:34:32z Send another FORTUNE.Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 04:03:29z Send another FORTUNE.Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin Williams
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 03:47:59z Send another FORTUNE.Colors may fade.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 03:01:29z Send another FORTUNE.A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 02:45:59z Send another FORTUNE.What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 02:30:29z Send another FORTUNE.List current at time of printing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 02:15:00z Send another FORTUNE.Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 01:59:29z Send another FORTUNE.Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 01:43:59z Send another FORTUNE.Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 01:28:29z Send another FORTUNE.What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 01:12:59z Send another FORTUNE.There never was a good war or a bad peace. -- B. Franklin
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 00:57:29z Send another FORTUNE.It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 00:41:59z Send another FORTUNE.To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 00:26:30z Send another FORTUNE.First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/04 00:11:00z Send another FORTUNE.Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 23:55:30z Send another FORTUNE.People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 23:40:00z Send another FORTUNE.Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 23:24:29z Send another FORTUNE.paranoia, n.: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 23:08:59z Send another FORTUNE.Nothing is a problem once you debug the code. -- John Carmack
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 22:53:30z Send another FORTUNE.Man belongs wherever he wants to go. -- Wernher von Braun
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 22:22:30z Send another FORTUNE.Vulcans never bluff. -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 22:07:00z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 21:51:29z Send another FORTUNE.If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 21:35:59z Send another FORTUNE.While there's life, there's hope. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 21:20:30z Send another FORTUNE.Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 21:04:59z Send another FORTUNE.Avoid contact with skin.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 05/03 20:49:31z Send another FORTUNE.Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)