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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/20 00:54:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/20 00:08:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 23:06:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 21:33:09z | Send another | FORTUNE."Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 21:17:39z | Send another | FORTUNE.Entropy isn't what it used to be. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 21:02:10z | Send another | FORTUNE."May your future be limited only by your dreams." -- Christa McAuliffe |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 20:31:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 20:15:38z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 19:29:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 19:13:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 18:58:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.A few hours grace before the madness begins again. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 18:42:39z | Send another | FORTUNE.A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 18:27:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S. J. Perelman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 18:11:39z | Send another | FORTUNE.I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 17:56:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. -- Seneca |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 17:40:39z | Send another | FORTUNE.The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 17:25:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 16:54:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 16:38:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Have you locked your file cabinet? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 16:23:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty. -- Plato |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 15:52:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.I will make you shorter by the head. -- Elizabeth I |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 15:21:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Foreman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 14:50:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.Boy! Eucalyptus! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 14:03:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Support your local church or synagogue. Worship at Bank of America. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 13:48:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 13:32:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Predestination was doomed from the start. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 12:46:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.When you were born, a big chance was taken for you. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 11:59:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Many a family tree needs trimming. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 11:44:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.The first version always gets thrown away. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 11:28:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 10:42:09z | Send another | FORTUNE.You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 09:55:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 09:40:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 08:22:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnson |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 07:51:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Normal times may possibly be over forever. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 07:36:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 07:20:40z | Send another | FORTUNE."Success covers a multitude of blunders." -- George Bernard Shaw |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 07:05:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 06:49:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Look afar and see the end from the beginning. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 06:34:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 06:03:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 05:47:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Tis man's perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 05:01:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 04:14:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 02:57:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 02:41:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge. -- Benjamin Franklin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 01:55:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 01:24:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.The farther you go, the less you know. -- Lao Tsu, "Tao Te Ching" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 01:08:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 00:37:44z | Send another | FORTUNE."We will bury you." -- Nikita Kruschev |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/19 00:22:11z | Send another | FORTUNE. where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 23:51:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Memory fault -- brain fried |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 22:49:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. -- William Blake |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 22:33:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'll give you a definite maybe. -Samuel Goldwyn |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 22:18:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 21:47:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who slings mud generally loses ground. -- Adlai Stevenson |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 21:16:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Computer programs expand so as to fill the core available. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 21:00:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 20:45:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 20:29:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sorry never means having your say to love. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 19:58:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 19:43:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 19:27:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.What is the sound of one hand clapping? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 19:12:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 18:25:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 18:10:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Laughing at you is like drop-kicking a wounded humming bird. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 17:08:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 16:21:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 15:04:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Power is danger. -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2 |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 14:48:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 14:33:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 14:17:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift. -- Shelley |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 13:46:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 13:31:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 13:15:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamson |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 13:00:12z | Send another | FORTUNE."The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 12:44:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 12:13:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 11:42:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home. -- Han Solo |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 11:11:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 10:56:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 10:40:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Life is one long struggle in the dark. -- Titus Lucretius Carus |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 10:25:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 09:54:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 08:21:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. -- Abbie Hoffman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 08:05:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 06:48:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 06:17:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 03:57:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is no fool to the old fool. -- John Heywood |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 01:53:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 01:22:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Slippery when wet. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/18 00:51:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 23:34:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.A modem is a baudy house. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 23:03:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 22:47:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful. -- Erwin Tomash |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 21:14:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.The time is right to make new friends. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 20:43:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Atlanta: An entire city surrounded by an airport. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 20:28:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.I've only got 12 cards. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 19:57:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Slous' Contention: If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/17 19:41:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry. |